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Congratulations damned soul, you have been considered for parole.

After an eternity of screaming, you’ve finally been offered a job. Not salvation - a promotion. Bring snacks, you'll be there a while.

Welcome to PAPERWORK IN PURGATORY, the most soul-crushing bureaucracy in the afterlife. Your job is simple: keep the line moving.

Purgatory is backed up, Hell is overcrowded, and Heaven HR is breathing down our necks. You're manning the Desk - the intake window where every lost soul begs for their final destination. If you can survive 7 days without getting fired (or smited), you earn a spot in the very line you're manning. A win-win. Well, a win for you, maybe.

HOW TO DAMN (OR SAVE) A SOUL:

The dead think they're innocent. They're not. They slide you their claimed sins, virtues, last rites, and pathetic excuses. Your job is to check the database, cross-reference their BS claims, and decide.

ACCEPT if they pass.
REJECT if they fail.
YOU decide their fate.

A saint with a hidden murder? DENIED.
A thief who actually fed the poor? ACCEPTED? Your call. Just don't screw it up.

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. 

• 3 Lives. That's it. Make an error and the system notices. 3 errors = 1 life lost. Lose all 3 and you don't get fired. You get processed.
• 7 Days to Freedom. Make it through a full week on the window and you win. You get paroled. You get to be the next sorry soul in line.
• Everyone lies. The database lies less. Trust nothing, question everything.

You thought your job was Hell?

Buddy, this IS Hell. And the paperwork never ends.

Clock in, damned soul.

Created by Levi Rose.